Let's play catch up.

I'm kicking it at my brother's house in Santa Cruz. This is the first time I've had a fair bit of Internet access in sort of a while. I'm going to go ahead and post about every girl experience I've had since the last post, in chronological order, tonight. Let's get started.

Catriona MacColl

I was watching The Beyond (1981) last night, and the main protagonist of the film is played by Catriona MacColl. I was surprised at how cute she was. Literally, I sat up in my chair a bit, because her being cute was completely out of left field.



And I don't know why I was so shocked. Italian exploration films of the 70's and 80's thrived on, among other things, using sex to sell their movies. Perhaps that's precisely why I was so shocked though. MacColl has kind of an unassuming, girl next door look, as opposed to the typical look they go for in Italian exploitation films, which is oversexualized, gigantic pillow breasts, type women. MacColl has a nice look. I like nice women.

I have always throught Chelsea Clinton was hot.

Even before I knew how much being romantically involved with her would piss off my parents, I thought she would be a cool person to get romantically involved with.

Cigarette Lighter— A Tool For Approaching

I've started carrying a small cigarette lighter with me when I go out, in the hopes that I can provide a light for any cute girls who need one. This guy I know told me last night that it was a good tactic, and I found out later that he used to be a pimp, so it's reasonable to think that he knows a fair bit about how to woo women.

Hey, remember me?

It's been a while because I didn't pay my phone bill and they took away my Internet. Sorry.

So I was at the salon getting my hair cut the other day, and the hairdresser bumped into my elbow a little bit with her big soft belly, and a spark of serotonin went off in my brain. To that end, I conclude that it has been far to long since I've known the caress of a woman.

Two movies chock full of attractive women.

I don't know if I already mentioned this, but my parents have a Netflix instant play box for their TV. At first, I thought it sounded like a waste of money, but in truth, it's really awesome. To that end, I've been watching a lot of movies, and two that I watched recently featured just tons of good looking women.



The first movie was Two Brothers & A Bride (2003), which stars Emily Mortimer, who I've had a thing for ever since she was in Scream 3 (2000). The movie is about two brothers who seek out a 'mail order bride' in Russia, and they wind up meeting many women who were real lookers.



The second movie is The Machine Girl (2008), the plot of which in no way necessitates the abundant amount of attractive women seen on the screen (unlike Two Brothers & A Bride), however, the movie is purposefully ridiculous and outlandish, and to that end the copious amounts of cute girls the film features adds to the film's camp quality.

Mylika Davis et al.

So I haven't updated here in kind of a while, and the reason for that is, as faithful readers will recall, I'm at my parents' ranch in scenic Etna, CA, and there aren't many women I'm into around these parts. I've been staying pretty solitary since I got here, and even if I weren't most of the people who still live around here are my parents' age. Either that or their little kids. I don't play like that.

However, I finally saw some cute girls last night in the astounding film A Good Day to Be Black & Sexy (2008). Many of the women featured in this film were cute, and the cute one that got more of the screen time than any other woman in the film was Tamala, played by Mylika Davis. She kind of doesn't look very cuddly, but she's still really good looking.



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