Cute Girl Headed For The Restroom

I just saw a cute girl with one of those neat little army caps walking into the bathroom.

The reason I'm posting so much today is because I have a doctor's appointment at one o'clock today and I left the house at a quarter after nine because I knew that if I didn't do that I'd fall asleep and not wake up until three in the afternoon. That's how life is when you're unemployed.

Zoey

So I found this on my flashdrive just now, and I want to post it here, because I want the world to know what a pathetic bastard I am.



This is a get well soon card that I drew for some girl that I don't even know that I met when she was posting naked pictures of herself on 7chan. We exchanged emails and we chatted it up a few times. She sounded perfect, but she lived all the way out in Savannah, Georgia. She broke her wrist skateboarding (!) and I made her this card. She's hugging a hammerhead shark in the picture, because she told me once that she loved all kinds of animals, so much that she would hug a shark if given the chance. She hasn't emailed me back since about the end of November. I'm a little heartbroken.

Cindy Sherman

I don't know much about photography. I was just checking out some of Cindy Sherman's stuff, and not only does she sound like a totally, totally badass woman, but she's not bad looking.



"The work is what it is and hopefully it’s seen as feminist work, or feminist-advised work, but I’m not going to go around espousing theoretical bullshit about feminist stuff." - Cindy Sherman

Cute Girls in the Library

I spy two cute girls in the library here at CSU East Bay. One is wearing a puffy jacket and a cute fluffy hat and is eating a granola bar. The other is wearing a smart looking purple coat and has really geeky looking glasses and is working on a computer with about four other people.

To Chuck Damage, Thanks For Everything, Saturn's Cafe

So the other day, I was in Santa Cruz getting some help from my brother on this Whiskerino picture. I had to go to Kinko's while I was there, and at the Kinko's I found a card for a digital camera. I'm at my Aunt and Uncle's house right now, and their computer has a thing on it where you can plug a camera card directly into the computer. So I checked out what was on the card. There's a bunch of pictures from Saturn's Cafe, which was right next to the Kinko's that I was in. Saturn's is sort of an alternative place, with a fully vegetarian menu and a punk rock staff. So to that end, there were a few pictures of cute girls on the disk. I realize that it's sort of creepy to be posting pictures of girls that I found online, but so what?















I'm pretty sure I've been served by the woman in the last picture. I remember because my friend Ariel told me I didn't tip well enough.

Also, I'll give back the camera card the next time I'm in the Cruz. I'm not a monster.

Lighter Trick Success

So about a week or two ago, I started carrying a cigarette lighter sot hat I could light cigarettes for the girls I might run across. Last night, my plan came to fruition.

I was making a midnight run to the Dangerousway, and as I was leaving two tough, scary ass looking gangsta women began to approach me. I was a little apprehensive, but it turned out that the just wanted to borrow a lighter. Bingo. Both those women probably secretly have a huge crush on me now.

I don't think I could date a gangsta though. That's the point where drama becomes dangerous.

Tactical Corsets

I remembered something else. Last Sunday, at a vegan potluck that my friends put on every Sunday I was talking to this cat about out websites. I told him I do a website about girls I like, and that I'm very proud of it. He told me he has a website called TacticalCorsets.com, and I assumed it was a silly name for a website that didn't have anything to do with what the website actually did. Turns out I was wrong.



He gave me his business card, which had a different woman wearing a battle corset I asked him if that was his wife. He jokingly replied 'Yes, I marry all my models.' I said 'Well, you're a regular Fela Kuti.' and some people got it but most didn't.

Dedicated readers might remember, Crissy Belle. Her OKCupid profile said she liked Fela Kuti. I thought that was really cool. I am attracted to women who listen to Fela Kuti.