Joanna Newsom

So Drew Danburry just posted in his blog about Joanna Newsom, and I don't know who she is really, but she's pretty cute.

Irina Pantaeva

I just finished watching As Far As My Feet Will Carry Me (2001) and Irina Pantaeva plays a girl and she's cute.



You know, for a fun and goofy hat, that is one ugly ass hat.

Sloan: Owner of The Wooden Horse

This is why I write this blog. I mean, I don't really care if I think Kathy Ireland, Emmy Rossum, or Franka Potente are attractive. Who doesn't? What I want to chronicle here is the times when I think fondly of a woman for totally outlandish reasons.

So my eternal homegirl and whiskermate, Rachel sent me a bunch of magazines that have advertisements for stuff to do with kids in the bay area. The thinking was that I could go through and send applications to any of the places that sounded like they'd be fun to work at. I was checking out the website for The Wooden Horse, which one of those alternative toy stores. I have a crush on the woman who owns the place, because she owns a toy store.



Of course, maybe that's not that cool. I read a biography of Charles P. Lazarus, who started Toys я' Us. It turns out that he started the company after realizing that kids break toys and thus parents are always buying new ones. What a creep! I hope Sloan isn't a creep like him. I also hope she gives me a job.

I Just Double Checked.

Felicia Day was NOT the woman who played Willow on Buffy The Vampire Slayer.


So now I officially have a crush on her.

Oh

Felicia Day is the woman who played Willow on Buffy, isn't she?

Yeah, she's cute, but personality wise she does not make me enthusiastic.

Felicia Day

Apparently this woman has a web video series that's about World of Warcraft or something similar. I'm not going to bother watching it because it's probably stupid. I mean, it sounds like a bunch of video game in-jokes that only video game people would get, and they wouldn't even be that funny once a video game person explained them to me. She is cute as a button, though.



You know when a woman says something like 'My longest relationship has been with Eric, my vibrator.' Nobody says that in real life, but Jenna said something to that effect on 30 Rock. I bring it up because I wish I could be a vibrator. I mean, I wish I had that sort of reliability. I wish I was something that a woman could depend on through good times and bad.

My father's forced me to start working for him since I don't have a job and I'm living with him. I'd kind of like to spend the rest of the night drinking and feeling lonely, but I feel I oughtn't because I'm going to have to get up early tomorrow so I can help plant fruit trees.

Nadya Suleman

So I don't follow stupid news, which is the upside of the fact that I really don't follow the news at all. That means that earlier today when I saw a picture of Nadya Suleman (AKA Octomom) as I was checking my email, I was surprised to find she was kinda good looking. I mean, she's not the most attractive looking woman on earth, but she's certainly okay.