Marie Forleo

My doctor told me I need to exercise more, so I decided the best way to do that would be with cheesy fitness videos that would at least allow me to stay indoors so nobody can see my fat punk ass breaking a sweat after running in place for two minutes. The first one I watched was called Dance Off the Inches: Tummy Tone Party Zone, and the woman who stars in it is named Marie Forleo. She's really good looking and nice and she's a pretty good cardio dancer.

Allison Mack

My father and I have been watching the first season of Smallville, and I think Allison Mack is so adorable it's almost offensive.



In this picture she appears to be wearing some kind of purple accordion. I chose it because a Google image search of 'Allison Mack' comes up with a whole bunch of pictures of her being all hella seductive, and this was the most unassuming one. You might be saying 'Hey, since when do you have a problem with hella seductive women?' and I don't, it's just, I have this crazy compulsion toward puppy love that has successfully ruined my life on multiple occasions, and it's with these eyes that I view Allison Mack. After all, in Smallville she plays a sweet, spunky, smart girl, not some smokin' hot babe. You get it, right?

City Counsel Person from Monsturd

Last night I was feeling lonely, as you might recall, and I decided the best course of action would be to watch movies until I passed out, therefor escaping having to lay around being lonely and trying to sleep. It sort of worked. I watched this movie called Monsturd (2003) which is about a giant killer poop monster. There's a woman who plays one of the city counsel members who is in it. She was cute. I tried to look her up on imdb but she wasn't listed. She didn't have a very big part, so I'm not surprised.

Leah Jung

So StumbleUpon has been sending me to pictures of tattooed, scantily clad women. I'm for it.



Leah Jung also does music, but it's really not anything that I was impressed by. Sorry Leah.

A Girl At Wal*Mart

I saw a girl at the Wal*Mart this morning who was cute. She worked in the pharmacy department. It was a Wal*Mart in Yreka, CA, so that sucks, because I hate Wal*Mart and I'm not very fond of Yreka. Also, as a side note, Wal*Mart has a bunch of wicked 'alternative' clothing to choose from these days. It reminds me of when they were selling shoes that said 'Punk Bands Rock' on them. I kind of wish I had those shoes now.

Blair N. Bitch

I watched the documentary Betty Blowtorch and Her Amazing True Life Adventures (2003) and for the most part I was really unimpressed with the film both in terms of filmmaking and subject matter. Betty Blowtorch's guitarist, Blair N. Bitch, however, seemed like she was leaning toward a more intellectual, concerned school of punk rock, and I like women like that. Also, her band wasn't terrible, they just weren't the kind of project I could really get behind.

Tampon Ad Girl

This is a tampon ad that pretends to be the anti-tampon ad, but it is itself just a tampon ad, which I suppose is intended to leave me feeling like the tampons advertised are refreshingly honest, but really I just noticed the cute girl.