A Woman At A House Show

I forgot about something that happened last Friday. I was at a house show seeing this band from Providence, RI. I don't remember their name, but there were this really artsy fartsy noise project. The girl in the band took off all her clothes and painted her butt and got on all fours and put candles on her butt. I wasn't really feeling either her or the band, but I was in the same room as a naked woman, and I figured that would be appropriate for this blog.

Carmen Who Works At Whole Foods

I was checked out by a cute girl named Carmen at Whole Foods today.

Rachel

So I've been part of a beard competition and today, I got to meet a fellow beard grower, Ali and his wife, Rachel. Not really a woman that I like like, but I like Rachel as a friend, and they bought me a burrito and they were really nice and fun to hang out with. So there you are.

Martha Quinn

Last night, I watched Problem Child 2 (1991) and Martha Quinn had a minor roll as a desperate divorcee who made cupcakes. Man, she's really good looking. Like seriously, I think she's the best looking former VJ that I know of.

Affluent San Francisco Girls

Last Friday, I went to San Francisco for the first time since I went to see Melt-Banana in October. I kind of forgot how there's a lot of really attractive women who ride the BART and are affluent pseudo-hipsters. There was one who I wanted to draw a picture of this one who was smiling and talking and eating an apple. She had long dark hair and glasses and a v-neck sweater. I might still draw her and post it here. I want y'all readers to see how cute she was. Keep in mind, I'm an amazing artist, so don't freak out when you see how good I am.

The Woman Who Works at Favorite Indian

As the name would imply Favorite Indian is my favorite Indian food restaurant. I went to eat there twice in the last week, and both times I was assisted by a beautiful woman who wore a pantsuit. I hope her partner appreciates her. Unless she's kind of a butthead, and then I hope she doesn't have a partner and she's really upset about it. Buttheads deserve to be upset.

The Women Who Worked With Fulci

So I mentioned in a previous post that Italian exploitation films of the 70's and 80's featured many beautiful women and that they were often trashy. Honestly, I'm not sure that the women are really as trashy as one might expect. I watched Zombie (aka Zombi 2) (1979) and City of the Living Dead (1980) this past week and honestly, the women of those films are pretty good looking in a way that's not discernibly trashy. My favorite girl part of Zombie was when the woman wears nothing but a swimsuit bottom and scuba gear and swam with a zombie fighting a shark. I don't know why, but I was kind of taken back by seeing a topless woman. I was like 'Woah! I thought I wouldn't really think that was that awesome, but I was totally all about it.'


This was also a good part.

So sorry I said y'all were trashy, Italian female actors of exploitation films. I take it back.