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Sunday, August 29, 2010

Janeane Garofalo

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I was just in the shower, and I recalled the time that Janeane Garofalo was on Stella, which was a really great show. I really liked Janeane Garofalo on it, because she was so absurd. Usually, she is the straight man, as opposed to the comic, and in Stella, she, like most people on that show, acted completely silly.

Then I got to thinking, and you know what, Janeane Garofalo is really cool. I mean, remember Wet Hot American Summer? Remember Steal This Movie? Remember Mystery Men? Yeah, she's awesome. I mean, I don't even really like her in that way, it's just, if I ever met her, I would really want her to think I was cool, because if someone as cool as Janeane Garofalo thinks you suck, then you've really crashed and burned.

I've been pretty on the lonely side as of late. I've been handling it a lot better than usual. Probably due at least in part to my not drinking anymore. After the events of this night I decided that I really needed to stop drinking. Usually, drinking is a nice and convenient way to sort of flush out all the anxiety and all-encompassing dreadful sadness that sometimes just sort of hits me like a bus. The thing is, I altogether too often try to get in contact with women in my life who have made it very clear they never want to talk again. Remember how like a paragraph I said that I'd just die if I met Janeane Garofalo and she thought poorly of me, well I wonder if that isn't also the case for some of my exes. Anyway, I haven't really talked to too many people about this, but I'm going back to being straight edge. So there you go.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Cinthia Moura

I was just watching the Masters Of Horror episode 'Deer Woman' for the umpteenth time, and I forgot that Cinthia Moura is really a very pretty woman.

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Cherry Chevapravatdumrong

So I've been watching Family Guy a lot, and I kept noticing this long friggin' name in the credits. It turns out Cherry Chevapravatdumrong is a writer for the show. She's probably pretty cool. Also, she's not bad looking.

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Some people do not like people with long names.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Brynn Horrocks

I recently watched this really great movie called Rock n' Roll High School Forever. In it, there was this girl who was suspected of being a witch, and she ate very unhealthy. Being totally weird and anti-social, she naturally sets off sparks with one of the guys in the rock band that is the movie's main protagonist. I love kooky, socially inept women!

She was played by an actor named Brynn Horrocks.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Allison March

My doctor told me to lay off caffeine after 4:00 PM. So when ten after three rolled around, I decided I should get some Mountain Dew in me while I still can. While I was at the store, I saw a woman who I almost sort of remembered from high school. When I got home, a quick flip through the ol' yearbook provided me with her name: Allison March, and a quick facebook search told me that she wasn't seeing anyone (as if facebook can really be trusted). At any rate, she's kinda cute.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Bai Ling is a great role model for the youth of today.

Actually, I think she's very good looking, but I'm not sure that she's worth knowing, or even worth having as part of our culture, on a personality level. The following pictures make the case that she's perhaps a shallow socialite. All the same I will withhold judgment until I have met her. All these pictures are just barely safe for work.

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'I'm wearing a bra made out of stainless steel puzzle pieces because I don't just care about fashion, I also want to be comfortable.'

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'I decided to go with the jacket with the fuzzy collar, in case it gets cold.'

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This is what Bai Ling looked like in the movie The Gene Generation. It was a movie about a future where there's some sort of weird DNA machine that doesn't make any sense and you have to dress like The Matrix if you're a hot chick.

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She's more reserved in this picture. This would be something she'd wear to, say, a funeral.

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Oh please, if you'd polished off that much rum you'd be in your underwear acting like a pirate too.

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Maybe Bai Ling got hit in the head with a shovel and now thinks every day is spring break.

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