Sunday, February 20, 2011

She is cute.


Her name is Blair Butler. She is a comedian. That's all I know. I need to go back to bed now, but I will learn more about her later.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Monk Women

I got sort of really into this show called Monk. Lately, I've been less into it. I've been needing to watch something more serious or something.

Monks first assistant was Sharona Flemming, played by Bitty Schram.


Then she left the show and was replaced with Natilie Teeger, played by Traylor Howard. (Teeger is a stupid last name and Traylor is a stupid first name.)


Both these women are quite nice. As in 'nice to meet you.' not as in 'nice ass.' Although they're pretty good looking too.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Veganism is for Lovers

There's this girl who I kind of sort of like, but she's probably too normal for me. I found out last Monday that she's vegan. It's way easier for me to get crushes on vegans than non-vegans. Still I've pretty much talked myself out of trying to pursue anything with her.

First off, the potential to actually enjoy getting romantically involved is just way too outweighed by the potential to have an awkward, uncomfortable time and wind up being upset. I'm just not willing to put myself out there anymore.

Secondly, I don't want anything to tie me to this wretched existence. If I decided I ought to stay here for the sake of a relationship, in the long run I could never forgive myself.

If she's down to just hang out though, that's cool.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Some poster on theb9

I visit theb9 a lot. I guess there's people out there that would make something of that, but to heck with them!

There's a poster on theb9 who has this as his/her avatar:


That's a picture of a cute girl. I don't know who it is, but she kind of looks like a younger Paula Malcolmson, and I think Paula Malcolmson is really cute.


Sunday, February 6, 2011


Okay, the way this chick acts makes me embarrassed for her, but she is so friggin' cute. Too bad gingers aren't people like you and me.

I've been on this saying really horrible not PC stuff like that lately. I'm a bad person. My blog isn't going to shy away from that fact.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Women at Short, Fast, and Loud


I went to this because I really wanted to see Flagitious Idiosyncrasy in the Dilapidation (FID) and it was awesome. While I was in the bay area, I met a really cute girl who was giving away free zines on shoplifting and stuff. We talked for a little bit, she was a second grade teacher. Brad kind of knows her, and he said that she sings in some band. Brad told me that he almost warned her because I brought her up in 3 conversations we had afterward, and apparently that makes me creepy. Sometimes I wish I could just climb inside the head of someone who was purported to have a healthy sexual/romantic interest in someone, and see what that was like, because I thought a simple crush where I talk to Brad about her a lot isn't that weird or creepy of a thing. Whatever. Fuck it.


None of the women in FID I found exceptionally drop-dead-gorgeous, but they're all certainly cute, and to be completely honest, I'd rather go with someone in a band as awesome as FID than someone who's simply good looking. During Capitalist Casualties' set, I noticed that I was standing next to Kanako, the bassist. I tried to give her my spot, because we were at the back of the room, and I was hoping that she could see better from my position. She's quite short, and I felt sorry for her, since she traveled all the way from Japan to be at this show and couldn't even see past the person in front of her. At any rate, she still couldn't see from where I was standing.

During FID's set, I was in the smooshed up part of the audience that's in front of the mosh pit. I was standing next to a woman with orange fingernail polish who was really cute and rocked hard. After the show, I told her that I liked her style.

And that was it!

Cute girls in stupid advertisements.

I don't like talking about being horny, but I think I ought to mention that I notice when I'm feeling sexually frustrated, a non-physical form of loneliness often soon manifests. I've been feeling sexually frustrated a lot lately, so I'm concerned.

Here are two cute girls in advertisements for products that I'm not too interested in.