Friday, October 28, 2011

Mindy Kaling

The other day I was thinking about how Mindy Kaling is cute. I tried to post about it then but it didn't work, so I'm trying again now.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Hella tips

How the hell are y'all everybody? I'd like to share a few things that I might not be inclined to divuldge were I drink-free.

First, I saw this card at the stor and it made me amourous. I tried to think of a raunchy friend to send it to, but I couldn't think of anyone who I felt the card would be good for, so I guess I'm keeping it.

I kind of had a thing for this woman at my boss' therapy. Found out she's married. I'm okay with that.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

My posts here are probably going to suffer.

Because typing on a tablet is difficult as shit. Earlier today I went to a coffee shop with my roommate. A great man once said 'Cute girls who work at coffee shops are the only reason people go to coffee shops.' and I think this is a quite insightful statement. There were many very cute girls at the shop we went to today. There was a woman using the computer there that I almost thought was this one girl who I had a thing for my frosh year of college. I really screwed up royally with her, and as I sit here I ponder if a similar set of issues has haunted all my dealings in the romantic/sexual. I wish I were more like my new roommate. He manages to be compitent at the things he puts his mind to, whereas I can't help but feel as though I'm making no headway in life. I think I might talk to him about this.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Mary Lynn Rajskub

Man, so like a week ago I watched this movie Firewall, and it was pretty good, and this woman named Mary Lynn Rajskub was in it. The other day I saw an eppisode of It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia and I'm pretty sure she was in that too as the undesirable cousin. I didn't bother to check though.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

The woman who works at BevMo.

So yesterday, I was at BevMo with Matt. I went to the checkout with both of our puchases, and spent roughly 15 minutes just trying to get alcohol. I had to sign up for a club card to get a sale. Then I had to pull out my card because there wasn't enough cash for everything. Then I couldn't remember my new pin. Then the thing froze up. Super annoying. Anyway, the woman who worked the register was totally chill and I really liked her attitude and outlook on life. Also, I got to talk to her some more becUse I hit a car when I was backing out and I had to go inside to get a pen and paper to write a note. The person in the car I hit had driven off by the time I got out there, so that was that. That's all I can stand to type on this fu/king thing. Goodnight.