Friday, April 30, 2010


I just found a picture of her where she doesn't look as pre-packaged.



So I should start off by mentioning that I'm actually really drunk right now. I had a little bit bourbon, and somehow magically that translated into me being totally hammered. Some people have told me that I'm a lightweight, and I guess it's true.

But anyway, I've been discussing female fronted bands on The Chicolist Message Board and I recently discovered this industrial band that I kind of like called Angelspit. Their singer, who is named DestroyX, is kind of cute. I usually don't like goth girls because they take their 'image' thing way to fucking seriously. However, sometimes they are just seriously cute and in cool bands. Can I get anyone to back me up on this one? I've mentioned before how I'm just a sucker for girls in bands. I thought a bit of booze would be a nice thing to do tonight, because I have an essay that I'm supposed to be writing and alcohol tends to give me less writers block, but tonight, it's only sort of re-enforcing my love addiction. Love addiction sucks. I mean, I'm perry confident that I suffer from love addiction, and it's horrid. I've been pretty good at not thinking about love lately, but tonight, I am swooning like a motherfucker, and it hurts so fucking bad. Luckily, I'm in no place, emotionally, physically, or otherwise, to start a relationship, so while it hurts badly, at least I can sort of put it on the back burner for a while.

Oh yeah, I was talking about a woman from a band. Here's a picture of her.


I couldn't find a picture of her not looking like a Barbie doll, but you can tell that underneath it all, she's a pretty cool girl. Maybe.

I bet she's not really a nurse though.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Bessie Love & Alma Bennett

I've mentioned before that I have a thing for silent film starlets. I just watched The Lost World (1925) and it had two very pretty women in it.

This is Bessie Love. She became famous for playing innocent women.

This is Alma Bennett. She was only 54 when she died. Poor thing.

Élisabeth L. Gauthier

I just watched Missing Victor Pellerin (2006) and I'm not sure if 'Élisabeth L. Gauthier' is actually the name of the woman who played Élisabeth L. Gauthier in the movie, since it's a movie where most people play fictional versions of themselves. At any rate, Élisabeth L. Gauthier was handsome and seemed like a really cool person and I decided that I liked her.


Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Isa Moskowitz and Terry Romero

I've been feeling like cooking all day. I'm back in Etna, so it's not like I can run to the store and get wacky vegan ingredients. I made a vegetable stir fry for dinner, and then I still felt like cooking. I naturally gravitated to sweets, and picked up Vegan Cupcakes Take Over The World by Isa Chandra Moskowitz and Terry Hope Romero. I quickly realized that not having any soy milk was going to make this cookbook sorta useless for me, but words can't describe my hankering for a soft, fluffy cupcake covered in creamy rich frosting with little crunchy sprinkles. Oh man, my stomach is crying right now it's needs cupcakes so bad.

But another thing I happened to notice, is that the authors, are both really cute. I found this picture of them kicking it with Peter Singer, who happens to have written the book that made me decide to go vegan in the first place. I wonder if he would introduce me.


Saturday, April 24, 2010

Werner Erhard's Cute Groupie

I was reading this article at and the woman who was pictured under Werner Erhard's name is cute and wears hoop earings (which I think is cute).


That is all.

Friday, April 23, 2010

The Woman Who Ate Burritos

So I'm fucking pissed off right now. My favorite taco truck in the bay area is Tacos El Novillo, across the street from the Fruitvale Bart, and I go there about as often as I can. But seriously, they fuck up my order and put cheese, sour cream, and tomatoes on my burrito at least half the fucking time. I just spent seven bucks on a huge burrito and now I don't even want to finish it because it's slathered with sour cream and it makes me feel sick to even smell it. GOD DAMN IT! What the fuck?

But there was a really hot woman Spanish speaking at the truck. She should be a pop singer, like Christina Aguilera, only in Spanish.

For those of you who don't get my humor, yes I do know that Aguilera did an album in Spanish. I was trying to be funny.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Bay Area Girls

I saw a number of cute girls today.

I don't remember what the first one looked like.

The second one was waiting for the BART, and she looked like a very stylish fashionista.

The third one looked kind of like Eva Mendes and she had a mole in the same place as Marilyn Monroe.

The fourth one was waiting in line behind me at the Dangerousway, and she was cute.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Real-Life Superhero

I just found a New York Post article that talks about real-life super heroes. The included some pictures, and there's one who is good looking and has a pretty cool costume.


Her partner's costume is kind of... I don't know, maybe it's just an unflattering picture for him (Her?).

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Lea Massari & Monica Vitti

Last night I watched L'avventur (1960) and I really thought both Lea Massari and Monica Vitti were very pretty. Also, they did a good job of acting, so that's cool too.

This is Massari.

And this is Vitti.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Samantha Newark

I like Jem & The Holograms, so I was watching this and screwing around on the Internet, and this woman really comes off as way too interested in selling herself, but other than that, I sort of want her. Again, I'm not fond of liking girls at the moment, so it's sort of a bummer.

Julie Doiron's Cool Picture

I've been fond of the music of Canadian singer/songwriter Julie Doiron for some time now. In fact, she's one of my favorites. However, I've never had the slightest interest in her in that way, which suddenly changed this morning when I saw this picture she posted on her facebook which is just really neat and cute.


The thing is, I don't want to have a crush on Julie Doiron. Crushes ruin everything. I'd much rather just appreciate her music and leave our relationship at that. I'm really jaded toward liking girls now. I want to say more on the subject, but not right now.

Michelle From Capp's Speakeasy

So today (now yesterday, since it's midnight) was my mother's birthday, and we went to this restaurant called Capp's Speakeasy to celebrate. The food was just okay, but the waitress was really cute and reminded me of the girls I would get crushes on back in junior high, just coz she had this sort of vague, hip vibe that I always felt around girls in junior high. It's sort of hard to explain.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Meiko Kaji

I just watched Stray Cat Rock: Sex Hunter (1970) and Meiko Kaji stared as the leader of a female street gang. It was really good, and Kaji is very pretty.


Saturday, April 3, 2010

Mary Pickford

So I've mentioned before that I've been kind of into silent film these days. I was just reading about Mary Pickford, and I discovered that she's a very handsome woman.