I've been watching The State lately. I always thought Kerri Kenney looked like she should be cute on Reno 911, but for some reason, she wasn't cute. I have now figured out that she was made to look less attractive on Reno 911 using special effects or something, because on The State she's so goddamn hot. She was the only female cast member on the show, and I wish I was the only guy on a cast with ten of her. I want to do things with her wearing less than pants.