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Amy Poehler

My friend on Facebook just posted this video of Amy Poehler back in the day, and even though she's got headgear on, I still realized that she's pretty damn cute. I just hope she's not being sarcastic in the photo above, because fake metal chicks are a total letdown.

Nope! Sorry!

At first I thought this woman was kind of cute and then I decided that she was totally boring and I didn't care about anything she had to say, even though her printer does look cool. Also, she looks a little like this woman my mate, Matts, was dating for a long time, who ripped his heart out and was a total asshole. That might have tainted my perspective.

Tattoo Dating

I saw an advertisement for 'Tattoo Dating' on the Internet the other day, so naturally I had to check it out. I'm really tempted to sign up, but the fact that most of the people from 'Etna, CA' pretty obviously are models that live nowhere near here make me assume that it's a scam. I wonder if they'd let me do it for free if I reviewed the experience on my all important blog.

Bongchan

I was on 4chan last night and there was a thread about a 'camwhore' named Bongchan or something like that who posted a bunch of pictures of herself smokin' weed and being naked. I think she's totally cute. And she seems like a pretty cool stoner type chick. Stoner girls are cool because they're usually really laid back. I can dig that.

Accoustic Guitarist

Hey hey hey.

I've been super apathetic lately. I can't seem to get any work done. I hate that feeling.

Anyway, here's a girl who is playing the guitar and she's beautiful but kind of not my type and the song is totes not my type.

Vasectomy

I don't really have anyone in my life who I can talk to about this, so it goes on WWCL.

I don't want to have kids. I like kids a lot, but I also like having time to myself. I like other people's kids, who I can send back to their parents when I don't feel like hanging out with them anymore. 'Hey friend's kids, wanna go to the zoo?' that's me. 'Hey my kids, I have to change your diaper.' that's not me.

So I've been thinking about getting a vasectomy. The thing is, I don't have sex that often. So if I got a vasectomy, would I just be kidding myself? Would I have gone through all that trouble for nothing?

Or is it like a 'If you build it, they will come.' sort of thing, where a vasectomy sends the message out into the universe that you're mature enough to make those sort of decisions, and therefor sexually desirable?

I really don't know. I also used to say to myself that I'd just get one once I become sexually active, but it's been my experience that women prefer as little sexual activity with me as possible, and to that end, I need to be ready to go at a moment's notice, right?

My whole world is so confusing. Now I'm going to go to the bathroom and take a nap.

Vanessa Redgrave

The last few nights I was watching Camelot. It's a really long musical and I thought it was good but not great. I was pretty struck by how absolutely beautiful Vanessa Redgrave is though. She has a cute little nose, that I fear would have been lost to plastic surgery if she were an actress today. I hate it how in mass media women are only supposed to look one particular way. What horse shit.

Redgrave's character if Camelot was really kind of a butthead, and I had a hard time respecting her. Really.

I can't sleep now, and I'm having a case of that late night lonely feeling (LNLF). Also, if you google Vanessa Redgrave, you're going to see pictures of her that are either of her when she was older, or when she was nakked. Never both though.

Sometimes I think it's weird that we're so rarely naked. I mean, in nature, people were always naked, and they came up with clothing, which served a practical purpose, but it's come to be so much more than that. Now there are few human beings that go a whole day without any clothes on. To me, that just seems strange.

LNLF sucks. I think maybe I'll dose myself with melatonin in an attempt to get out of this bad mood.

Balloon Model

StumbleUpon sent me to some weird ass blog about, i don't know, photography I guess. There were a lot of pictures of fashion models there, and the balloon model was cute.