Cute Staff Member at Kidder Creek Camp

There's an evangelical Christian summer camp that is operated kind of near where I've been staying with my parents. My father suggested that I apply there, and I really didn't want to, because working with a bunch of born again kids sounds pretty awful, but I decided I would at least give them a resume. When I showed up, there was a really adorable young woman with a ton of freckles working on a laptop outside the main office. She was also friendly and helpful. Now I sort of want to work there.

Phoenix Interviewer

This woman has a really cute accent.

Here is a link to the video. The band isn't that great.

Jennifer Connelly

I forgot to mention, that I watched Ang Lee's Hulk (2003) and I thought that Jennifer Connelly was really cute in that. She sort of creeps me out though, because I grew up with Labyrinth (1986) and that scene where she's yelling at the baby in the thunder storm always scared the crap out of me. But I'm not scared of that scene anymore.


As long as I have the light on.

Stephanie Sanditz

In case you haven't noticed yet, I watch a fuck of a lot of television. This afternoon, I finished watching the first season of Strangers With Candy, and in the last episode Stephanie Sanditz plays a stoner who is really cute. It sort of made me wish I had a girlfriend who was a stoner. That's not an easy thing to make me wish for, so in conclusion, she was cute enough to make me wish for something that I really don't want.



Also, when I was looking for a picture of Stephanie Sanditz, I found a picture of Kristen Schaal, and she's really cute too. She could play a stoner I'd want to date.

Tamara Feldman

I've be watching Smallville with my father. We're on the second season. There's an episode where a woman named Tamara Feldman plays a girl with a lot of stereotypical Native American jewlery and flirts it up big time with Clark Kent. She's hot.

Here's a small picture of her from the episode. She sort of looks like the Tomb Raider.



And here's a picture of her that's actually large enough so that you can see what she looks like.

Woman From A Best Buy Picture

I'm unemployed. I was reading this article on big box companies that are hiring, and I found the woman in the picture from Best Buy to be good looking.



I actually worked at Best Buy for about six months. I've tried applying there a couple of times since. They don't call back, and maybe it's just as well. In spite of all the pretty girls who work at Best Buy, the job wasn't that exciting.

Illeana Douglas

I'm watching the third season of Arrested Development and I thought that Justine Bateman, who played Nellie, looked like a goyum Illeana Douglas. Then I was thinking about it, and I realized that Illeana Douglas is actually a very good looking woman.



She was really good in To Die For (1995). Did you ever see that one? Also, a quick Google search suggests that Douglas is only 1/8 Jewish. That's what I get for doing racial profiling.