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I just found a picture of her where she doesn't look as pre-packaged.

DestroyX

So I should start off by mentioning that I'm actually really drunk right now. I had a little bit bourbon, and somehow magically that translated into me being totally hammered. Some people have told me that I'm a lightweight, and I guess it's true.

But anyway, I've been discussing female fronted bands on The Chicolist Message Board and I recently discovered this industrial band that I kind of like called Angelspit. Their singer, who is named DestroyX, is kind of cute. I usually don't like goth girls because they take their 'image' thing way to fucking seriously. However, sometimes they are just seriously cute and in cool bands. Can I get anyone to back me up on this one? I've mentioned before how I'm just a sucker for girls in bands. I thought a bit of booze would be a nice thing to do tonight, because I have an essay that I'm supposed to be writing and alcohol tends to give me less writers block, but tonight, it's only sort of re-enforcing my love addiction. Love addiction sucks. I mean, I'm perry confident that I suffer from love addiction, and it's horrid. I've been pretty good at not thinking about love lately, but tonight, I am swooning like a motherfucker, and it hurts so fucking bad. Luckily, I'm in no place, emotionally, physically, or otherwise, to start a relationship, so while it hurts badly, at least I can sort of put it on the back burner for a while.

Oh yeah, I was talking about a woman from a band. Here's a picture of her.



I couldn't find a picture of her not looking like a Barbie doll, but you can tell that underneath it all, she's a pretty cool girl. Maybe.

I bet she's not really a nurse though.

Bessie Love & Alma Bennett

I've mentioned before that I have a thing for silent film starlets. I just watched The Lost World (1925) and it had two very pretty women in it.


This is Bessie Love. She became famous for playing innocent women.


This is Alma Bennett. She was only 54 when she died. Poor thing.

Élisabeth L. Gauthier

I just watched Missing Victor Pellerin (2006) and I'm not sure if 'Élisabeth L. Gauthier' is actually the name of the woman who played Élisabeth L. Gauthier in the movie, since it's a movie where most people play fictional versions of themselves. At any rate, Élisabeth L. Gauthier was handsome and seemed like a really cool person and I decided that I liked her.

Isa Moskowitz and Terry Romero

I've been feeling like cooking all day. I'm back in Etna, so it's not like I can run to the store and get wacky vegan ingredients. I made a vegetable stir fry for dinner, and then I still felt like cooking. I naturally gravitated to sweets, and picked up Vegan Cupcakes Take Over The World by Isa Chandra Moskowitz and Terry Hope Romero. I quickly realized that not having any soy milk was going to make this cookbook sorta useless for me, but words can't describe my hankering for a soft, fluffy cupcake covered in creamy rich frosting with little crunchy sprinkles. Oh man, my stomach is crying right now it's needs cupcakes so bad.

But another thing I happened to notice, is that the authors, are both really cute. I found this picture of them kicking it with Peter Singer, who happens to have written the book that made me decide to go vegan in the first place. I wonder if he would introduce me.

Werner Erhard's Cute Groupie

I was reading this article at cracked.com and the woman who was pictured under Werner Erhard's name is cute and wears hoop earings (which I think is cute).



That is all.

The Woman Who Ate Burritos

So I'm fucking pissed off right now. My favorite taco truck in the bay area is Tacos El Novillo, across the street from the Fruitvale Bart, and I go there about as often as I can. But seriously, they fuck up my order and put cheese, sour cream, and tomatoes on my burrito at least half the fucking time. I just spent seven bucks on a huge burrito and now I don't even want to finish it because it's slathered with sour cream and it makes me feel sick to even smell it. GOD DAMN IT! What the fuck?

But there was a really hot woman Spanish speaking at the truck. She should be a pop singer, like Christina Aguilera, only in Spanish.

For those of you who don't get my humor, yes I do know that Aguilera did an album in Spanish. I was trying to be funny.