Or better yet, some Scotch.
I'm feeling sort of lonely and horny and I've been bored as shit all day, so I think a night of heavy drinking is in order.
I'm trying to deter myself from drinking alone tonight, because drinking and being lonely isn't always a great combo.
My brother's in town. He and his friends are floating on the river right now, and I was invited, but I wasn't near my phone when he called me. Anyway, I hope they finish up right quick so I can go hang out with them, because they're somebody to drink with. Ay?