So about a week or two ago, I started carrying a cigarette lighter sot hat I could light cigarettes for the girls I might run across. Last night, my plan came to fruition.
I was making a midnight run to the Dangerousway, and as I was leaving two tough, scary ass looking gangsta women began to approach me. I was a little apprehensive, but it turned out that the just wanted to borrow a lighter. Bingo. Both those women probably secretly have a huge crush on me now.
I don't think I could date a gangsta though. That's the point where drama becomes dangerous.