Apparently this woman has a web video series that's about World of Warcraft or something similar. I'm not going to bother watching it because it's probably stupid. I mean, it sounds like a bunch of video game in-jokes that only video game people would get, and they wouldn't even be that funny once a video game person explained them to me. She is cute as a button, though.
You know when a woman says something like 'My longest relationship has been with Eric, my vibrator.' Nobody says that in real life, but Jenna said something to that effect on 30 Rock. I bring it up because I wish I could be a vibrator. I mean, I wish I had that sort of reliability. I wish I was something that a woman could depend on through good times and bad.
My father's forced me to start working for him since I don't have a job and I'm living with him. I'd kind of like to spend the rest of the night drinking and feeling lonely, but I feel I oughtn't because I'm going to have to get up early tomorrow so I can help plant fruit trees.